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Upload
Show us the room exactly as it is.
Upload a photo. Get roasted. Then see a room redesign worth showing off. No design degree required.
Free roast. No awkward measuring tape. No pretending the chair works there.
3/10
This room is giving lost sock energy.
The viral loop
RoomRoast starts with the honest version of your space and ends with a glow-up you’ll want in your group chat.
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Show us the room exactly as it is.
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Get the funny verdict and a shareable score.
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See how your space could actually hit.
Modern
Clean lines. Better flow.
Warm
Lighting that does something.
A new direction, not generic inspo
Get a design direction that works with your real walls, awkward corners, rental rules, and budget—not a fantasy showroom.
Pick your level of intervention
THE VERDICT
$0
The funny, honest reality check your room has been avoiding.
THE GLOW UP
$9
One new AI direction for the exact room you uploaded.
FULL SEND
$49
Multiple directions, shopping ideas, zero more guesswork.
Need more than one new direction? Three designs are available for $29.
Made for the group chat
Turn your verdict into a shareable card, then show everyone the comeback. That’s how the next room ends up in our inbox.
Start my roastBefore
3/10
“The lamp is doing more work than the room.”
After
GLOW UP
Before. Roast. Redesign. Repeat.
Show us your room
Your room has been spared long enough.